“A flavor so good, it’ll make even a bully smile.”
Meet the only holiday treat inspired by the grinning, raccoon-hatted terror of A Christmas Story: Scut Farkus himself. But don’t worry—this popcorn won’t jump out from behind a fence or twist your arm. Instead, it packs a warm gingerbread-cookie crunch with cozy spices, sweet cookie crumble, and just enough mischievous zing to keep things interesting.
Each bite delivers classic holiday gingerbread flavor with a hint of “yellow-eyes” intensity—minus the actual yellow eyes, of course. It’s the perfect snack for watching the movie, decorating the tree, or celebrating that delightful moment when Ralphie finally stands up to Farkus. (We like to think he’d drop his tough-guy act long enough to snag a handful.)
- 4 Stocking Stuffer Bags – $10
- 1/3 Gallon Bag – $9.75
- 1 Gallon Bag – $19
Grab yours before they disappear—or before Grover Dill gets to them first.
